There are beauty vloggers who stick to one theme on their platforms, but there are also those who entertain in the best way they can. Filipino beauty guru Bretman Rock is the latter.
Aside from posting makeup tutorials and challenges on YouTube, Bretman also often shares funny clips on his Instagram page. These range from rants about things that happened to him to relatable, sometimes over-the-top skits. You might even find yourself saying “Same” while watching them. If you’re looking for some comic relief, we rounded up the ones watched repeatedly before so you too can see them.
Having a good leg day
Whether you just had your legs waxed or you did a great workout, don’t be afraid to show them off like Bretman did. Walk towards the camera like you’re on a runway, even lie down and stretch them upward. (Twerking your butt is not required!)
Trying to act tough while treating a bruise
In one video, Bretman showed everyone how he gets rid of the callouses on his palms. First, he uses a nail cutter to cut it then he pours alcohol on the open wound. If you ever had to treat a bruise of any sort, you’ll know the struggle of pretending everything’s fine even though you want to scream. Just follow Bretman’s lead: Get the emotions out by jumping or jogging around the room before he applies the ointment. The pain will only last a few minutes, don’t worry!
When someone assumes that you’re checking out their BF
“This girl DMs me, saying, ‘Oh, my boyfriend saw you at the gym and he said that you were looking at him all weird,'” Bretman ranted. He continued that the girl had the audacity to assume that her boyfriend was cute enough for Bretman to check him out. But kidding aside, he said everyone was looking at the guy because he didn’t smell good. Yikes.
Practicing your comebacks
Do you find yourself in an argument and when it’s over, you think of a better comeback? You can go practice some of them in front of the camera just like Bretman. They might come in handy in the future. (But don’t call another person “ugly” as a last resort, okay?)
When the heat gets too much
Feel free to jump in a pool or, in Bretman’s case, an ice-cold river. Maybe don’t do the latter, you might get hypothermia, but you get our point.
Forgetting your phone but you’re already in the bath
Who needs a bathrobe when the bubbles are enough to cover you up while you get your phone in the living room? Fair warning that you might need to mop your floor right after.
How to recover when you trip in high heels
We gotta hand it to Bretman, those platform stilettos aren’t easy to walk in. But if you ever trip while wearing high heels of any height, this video is proof that you can save yourself in a fierce way.
…and when you have a workout accident
We get that working out is difficult and you might do it wrong at times. Despite working out and lifting weights often, even Bretman still doesn’t have it down pat. But he found a way to fail and flaunt in a cute way.
Art by Marian Hukom
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